I Have a Confession to Make...

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Markiplier

Ай мурун

This isn't easy for me to talk about... For the past 6 months there has been a shadow looming over my life. A pastry shaped shadow that has started to bleed into other parts of my day-to-day and I neither me nor my personal trainer can handle it anymore. You deserve better and, more importantly, I deserve better. And the only way to face this head on is to go straight to Pop Tart HQ and confront Mr. Kellogg himself... Wish me luck.
EDITED BY ► LIXIAN kgpost.info
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GhostyBoi
GhostyBoi Саат мурун
Strawberry milkshake is my personal favorite
Arcade EverRed
Arcade EverRed Саат мурун
as being ex military duck burpees.... just no *cries from years of burpees* (brown sugar is the best one js)
Robloxian Caliphate
Robloxian Caliphate 3 саат мурун
Best moment of the video by far: 12:04
Eloyster
Eloyster 4 саат мурун
strawberry's my favorite dont really like cherry that much
Wow Its Lena
Wow Its Lena 10 саат мурун
The moment before disaster.
Bi-Butt M
Bi-Butt M 10 саат мурун
that's about 8 poptarts a day...
Mateja Igrutinovic
Mateja Igrutinovic 13 саат мурун
Clickbait 100%
JOHN DELLINGER
JOHN DELLINGER 14 саат мурун
28:05 IM DIEING!!!!!😂😂😂
Imagination Animation
Imagination Animation 15 саат мурун
"I'm a salt kind of guy" Me: used to eat salt on a day to day basis, drink ketchup, and ingest butter.
dabestbr0x yt
dabestbr0x yt 18 саат мурун
Markiplier before 2020: Normal successful KGpostr occassionally uploading memes Markiplier at the end of 2020: Food reviewer
00The_Golden_Gamer00
00The_Golden_Gamer00 22 саат мурун
Why review something if all your gonna do is make fun of it? If you don't like it then don't do it. 😒
ebrahim khalil
ebrahim khalil 23 саат мурун
Fun fact: Bugs have more proteins than Pop tarts
Ана-Мария Маркова
Ана-Мария Маркова Күн мурун
If you don't wanna watch the whole video, here's everything in general: The kid of Keanu Reeves and Willford Warfstasche ranting over a company for ice cream and it's curse.
Kyle Griggs
Kyle Griggs Күн мурун
me clicking on this video thinking it was another deep sad story or event in Markipliers life
Alphah
Alphah Күн мурун
Welp the health gods struck him down after this🙂
•††Forwardspider54††•
•††Forwardspider54††• Күн мурун
Alternative title:Mark being mad at different flavors of a so-called *bReAkfAsT foOd* for 33 minutes and 55 seconds
bigbabyboy420
bigbabyboy420 Күн мурун
he said that it is dry he put it in the toaster
Katherine Broadway
Katherine Broadway Күн мурун
See, here's the thing. The best part about strawberry milkshakes (which is the best flavor of average milkshakes btw, I don't know what Mark is talking about) is that they're cold. So like... toasting a milkshake flavored Poptart... I-I-is just gonna defeat the purpose of the cold treat that is: A milkshake.
Katherine Broadway
Katherine Broadway Күн мурун
"What a waste of food." Mark, just take all of the ones you already tried and bake the world's largest, most Pop-Tart themed crumb cake ever.
Wolf Hound
Wolf Hound Күн мурун
Dude your going to get FAT XD XD
Fizzy Animations
Fizzy Animations Күн мурун
I thought the confession was gonna be something bad but now I’m having trouble keeping a straight face but pop tarts aren’t that bad
Mike
Mike Күн мурун
Not to be the bearer of bad news but there's about 190 calories in each pop-tart and two come in a bag so that would actually be 190 calories times 2 times 84 which comes out to 31,920 calories.
John Boy
John Boy Күн мурун
In fifth grade I always felt so depressed when there was no frosting on my Pop Tart.
Triple S
Triple S Күн мурун
Man who doesn't like chocolate & loves fruit wastes 30 minutes to conclude fruit tastes better than chocolate
MFP
MFP Күн мурун
Hahahahahaha. The editing quality and his personality, are AMAZIIING
Tiernan Lanoie
Tiernan Lanoie 2 күн мурун
OMG I LOVE POPTARTS. That would litterilly be me if I could spend all my parents money on pop tarts
Micheal afton
Micheal afton 2 күн мурун
18:04 *me when I overheard that I'm spending two nights at my best friends house* :o
picsmics4
picsmics4 2 күн мурун
This has same energy as MeatCanyon's goku video
Camdyn Dickerson
Camdyn Dickerson 2 күн мурун
Man said there are 4 left in here and it's a 16 pack. Then he said 8. Mark's logic: 16-4=8
Atsuhiro Sako
Atsuhiro Sako 2 күн мурун
You know what I drink 5 pounds of Apple juice per 10 hours you do you I do me
Austin Conrad
Austin Conrad 2 күн мурун
Thought he was going to be gay or something Not that there is anything wrong with being gay
Zara Forsland
Zara Forsland 2 күн мурун
Alternate title: Hiding poptarts from Amy's holy peepers.
DaMemeBoi _
DaMemeBoi _ 16 саат мурун
lol
Its_Prks
Its_Prks 2 күн мурун
Man, finally he's coming out to his that he's gay... Wait, nevermind.
Katie Bowdoin
Katie Bowdoin 2 күн мурун
Mark: People who eat potarts microwaved or cold are heathans. Me, who eats both: 😳
that.one. bookshelf
that.one. bookshelf 2 күн мурун
The next time i play among us my name is gonna be Marks poptart if it'll fit. I SWEAR IT ON MY LIIFEE
TheKoreyVolcom
TheKoreyVolcom 2 күн мурун
Smores
Pengu
Pengu 3 күн мурун
I thought this was fucking serious until the joke with lixian
Cloud Strife
Cloud Strife 3 күн мурун
I’m a diabetic, and 69 CARBS?!
Philip McDonald
Philip McDonald 3 күн мурун
Cherry is literally the worst fruity flavored poptart there is. Strawberry is one of the best, and so is Wildberry
Tae Kang
Tae Kang 3 күн мурун
Whats YOUR guy's favourite pop tart flavor?
kentrell lee
kentrell lee 3 күн мурун
Who keep $500 worth of Pop Tarts a secret?
Kaylee Spooner
Kaylee Spooner 3 күн мурун
The pause at 16:57 has me cracked up... this is different packaging 😂
waksdm rkdfgvdfm
waksdm rkdfgvdfm 3 күн мурун
amy: you dont need to tell me what everything means what amy is really saying: shut up.
Puk Sørensen
Puk Sørensen 3 күн мурун
Mark: poptart better sponser me when this video is done Also Mark: this is garbage, this taste like shit, I dont know how the got you to think this was a good breakfast, This is really bad for you. Also also Mark: eats 84 poptarts
waksdm rkdfgvdfm
waksdm rkdfgvdfm 3 күн мурун
lixian editing this: OKAY I WONT PUT ANYTHING SUPER MEAN IN THE VIDEO BUT I CANT PROMISE THAT WHEN IT COMES TO TEXTING...
waksdm rkdfgvdfm
waksdm rkdfgvdfm 3 күн мурун
mark: burps toaster: AHHHH mark: oh look its done
JOHN DELLINGER
JOHN DELLINGER 3 күн мурун
555k likes
waksdm rkdfgvdfm
waksdm rkdfgvdfm 3 күн мурун
mark: even if this changes your opinion on me.. everyone: no its gonna change your comments
Mayhem AND Friends
Mayhem AND Friends 3 күн мурун
I think no Ethan + quarantine is getting to him guys
Mr Gore
Mr Gore 4 күн мурун
Yo Mark you got anymore of the tarts?
Haven Walters
Haven Walters 4 күн мурун
Markiplier makes my day
fluffipinkbunnies
fluffipinkbunnies 4 күн мурун
Poptarts are cookies and no one can tell me otherwise.
Fireblxze
Fireblxze 4 күн мурун
Looking at your vid reminded me of TheActMan and i went to watch him and im now a fan of TheActMan all because i saw mark close up
Momo Yuki
Momo Yuki 4 күн мурун
review the video Its not true Sry mark 😃 you still have my love and respect
puppetmasterin
puppetmasterin 4 күн мурун
What are Pop Tarts?????
puppetmasterin
puppetmasterin 4 күн мурун
@Fireblxze Ha???
Fireblxze
Fireblxze 4 күн мурун
Pop*
Fireblxze
Fireblxze 4 күн мурун
Poop tarts are my childhood
MotorMatt
MotorMatt 4 күн мурун
Mark? Has reviewing food finally broken you?
Larissa Wu
Larissa Wu 4 күн мурун
Did anyone else write a list?
toxiclunch
toxiclunch 4 күн мурун
Frosted Pop-Tarts < Frosted Toaster Strudel
Julianna Venisce Perez
Julianna Venisce Perez 5 күн мурун
Oh my lord theres so much poptart boxes ;-;"
Roman Sanchez
Roman Sanchez 5 күн мурун
I fell you
Kars Aja
Kars Aja 5 күн мурун
13:21
Vomer Conch
Vomer Conch 5 күн мурун
yeh but pop tarts are supposed to be like pie-ish things and pies aren’t frosted so if you wanna have a pie for breakfast get the unfrosted ones.
Liandre
Liandre 4 күн мурун
@Vomer Conch you can just buy pie's XD its probably not the same than making them yourself but according to markiplier everything is better than pop tarts. they dont do those in my country so i dont know how bad they must be. But theres alot of unhealthy food anyway so idc XD
Vomer Conch
Vomer Conch 4 күн мурун
@Liandre but then you have to make a pie
Liandre
Liandre 4 күн мурун
or just get a pie instead XD
Cody Mendola
Cody Mendola 5 күн мурун
Keanu Reeves.. anybody else or just me?
Charles Moreland
Charles Moreland 5 күн мурун
20:21 😂😂 *then cRaZy gOod!*
Unbelievable Bravo
Unbelievable Bravo 5 күн мурун
Quarantine hit mark so hard
The Chief
The Chief 5 күн мурун
I don't like chacolate anything because it's usually all cheap very overrated flavor.
Nicole L
Nicole L 5 күн мурун
Even Mooorrrreee unhinged........ (notice the same shirt as Del Monte video) STOP...get some help ( jk everyone)
Zack Grech
Zack Grech 5 күн мурун
look at 3:28 😂😂😂😂his face is hilarious
beefunny247
beefunny247 6 күн мурун
so its not just me
Fireball Flamingo
Fireball Flamingo 6 күн мурун
Yah! Yah! Yah! (Whip sounds) 😂😂😂
William Gabriel
William Gabriel 6 күн мурун
1:00
kerptic
kerptic 6 күн мурун
That you are John wicks brother 😎
Baboonballs
Baboonballs 7 күн мурун
Mark. What did you do with all the extra Pop-Tarts?
What the fuck is love?
What the fuck is love? 7 күн мурун
18:05 mark pog
B1x
B1x 7 күн мурун
554k people love cinnamon roll pop tarts
Maya
Maya 7 күн мурун
i love how mark has learned that his fans will watch a 33 min video about poptarts with a 5 minute intro and its just not questioned
Taylormade Chaotic
Taylormade Chaotic 7 күн мурун
Also, I've never actually toasted a Poptart :)
Taylormade Chaotic
Taylormade Chaotic 7 күн мурун
Evan knew EXACTLY what he was doing when he bought all those Poptarts.
Smol Emo Bean
Smol Emo Bean 7 күн мурун
Fun little story! So my dad used to eat PopTarts a lot when he was in college because his brother was so hyper that they never got sugary treats. He was a diehard, we're talking a couple PopTarts per day, but then one day he screwed up. He had this janky toaster that he bought for himself and would launch food out, but he didn't see the harm for a PopTart cause hey! It's just a worse strudel, right? And when it launched, it landed icing down aaaaand he had to go to the hospital for the burns. Idk, he repeats it a lot so it's funny to him and embedded in my brain by now man.
Drips Forever
Drips Forever 7 күн мурун
Just give it away
Eucis93
Eucis93 7 күн мурун
I’m finnish and trying so hard to understand what poptarts are. Is it bread? Is it a cookie? I’m so confused
Eucis93
Eucis93 6 күн мурун
@Kim Eye that sounds gross. Thank you!
Kim Eye
Kim Eye 6 күн мурун
Closer to a cookie texture than bread, but not even a good cookie. Very dry, and then the filling is like the sweetest most "fake fruit" flavored jam you can imagine.
Celestial System
Celestial System 7 күн мурун
I eat my toaster pastries frozen.
CynicSaad
CynicSaad 7 күн мурун
Ayyy now I'm not sad for not being allowed pop tarts thanks Mark
Ronnie-Lee Flynn
Ronnie-Lee Flynn 7 күн мурун
mark dont complain because you love pop tarts >>>>>>>>>>>>:(
Ronnie-Lee Flynn
Ronnie-Lee Flynn 7 күн мурун
1: mark has been eating to mutch 2: MARK IS EATING THATS AGAINST HIS DIAT EAT AIR NOW MARK >:(
JustBobby
JustBobby 7 күн мурун
NAAAHHHHH unfrosted strawberry is the move
Jordan Fleming
Jordan Fleming 8 күн мурун
his math was off. the number of poptarts that he calculated shouldve been multiplied by 2. there are 2 poptarts per foil package.
TheRisingHero
TheRisingHero 8 күн мурун
So fun fact that I just found out is wild berry pop tarts are called crazy berry here in Canada
KidKaster KK
KidKaster KK 8 күн мурун
Mark desserts better
A Different Channel
A Different Channel 8 күн мурун
my toaster doesn't have the word toast in it...
Amy The wolf
Amy The wolf 8 күн мурун
“You guys won’t tell anyone about this right?” The five million of us: Yep! We won’t tell a soul!
Terry Stover-Dodrill
Terry Stover-Dodrill 8 күн мурун
There are no words.
Kyan Cuarte
Kyan Cuarte 9 күн мурун
The editing of this video is Top Tier. 😂😂😂
Rebel1121
Rebel1121 9 күн мурун
Didn't Poptarts almost kill you earlier in the year?
John Roland Binamira
John Roland Binamira 9 күн мурун
Hes confession is just a fuckton of poptarts
Meeks Animation Studios
Meeks Animation Studios 9 күн мурун
You’re making me hungry. How dare you....
Eye8ball
Eye8ball 9 күн мурун
I can take like all of those poptarts off of you if you still got some :p
Crèu Cat クル猫
Crèu Cat クル猫 9 күн мурун
Iiiiiii
Ellie P.
Ellie P. 9 күн мурун
I have only ever eaten a pop tart "cold". With all the icing and stuff on top, I thought it would melt into the toaster and that was just a mess I didn't want to get yelled at for or clean
Michael Holmes
Michael Holmes 9 күн мурун
I like how he just insults companies that he wants sponsorships from while using derogatory language and references.
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